Hugo has a post up, ten things men should know by the time they are 30. I’m meaner than him. So here we have it….10 things women should know by the time they are 30- Ren Version…
10: Unless you can beat the holy living fuck out of the male of the speices or you gave birth to a male of the speices, never expect they will ever actually respect you in a manner you wish to be respected or treat you equal in a manner you wish to be treated equal.
9: Women cannot have male friends unless they have women in their lives they actually love and love them back.
8: It doesn’t matter what you look like, you will always find one thing- at least- about your appearance to hate, and that shit will drive you insane, so take time to look at the things you do like about your appearance.
7: Diamonds are not a girls best friend, firearms are.
6: If you cannot change a tire, you are a fucking failure at life even if you have a PhD and while someone might come save you..really? A tire? Such things should be mandatory in highschool so learn and teach your sisters!
5: Live up to no ones expectations but your own, whatever they might be.
4: Everyone has regrets, do not let yours become your rulers.
3: Always have three plans for everything, two you can share, one you keep all your own, after all, if the shit hits the fan, that plan may be all you’ve got.
2: Everyone deserves some happy good and fun, even you. Never think otherwise.
1: Its brains and iron that get you through life. Other things might get you to 30, so cultivate the first two before you get there.