Ahem. Thanks for making my point, douchebag.

Posted: October 17, 2011 in "Those People", Assholes

I am no fan of the Second Amendment, inasmuch as it tends to be the refuge of bumpkins and yeehaws who like to think they are protecting their homes against imagined swarthy marauders desperate to steal their flea-bitten sofas from their rotting front porches. ..  Gene Weingarten, Washington Post

One, obviously this bastion of modern intellect and humor has never had anything flea infested.  If he had, he’d realize putting said object outside makes sense- one, gets the flea empire outside, and two, first good freeze will kill the little fuckers but good.  But anyway, all that ranting I do about how folk make fun of, ahem, those people, and how it’s damned okay fine woohoo and if, oh, they pulled that shit with, ahem, other subgroups of people, they’d get crucified?

Ayep.  Exhibit A, right there.

He has also obviously never been a 5’2″ 100 pound woman either.

So, screw you, Gene.

Sincerely- A Yeehaw

  1. D. says:

    One of the few times I found the comic strip Sylvia funny (I’d link to it, but the linkable archive only goes back to 2001) was the one in which some man is pontificating about the Second Amendment and the viewpoint character says “Yes, I think more women should own guns,” in the second panel and “Cat got your tongue?” in the last.

  2. rootietoot says:

    yes, Mr. Weingarten, go ahead and advertize your opinion publically, and criminals will know where to go. You forgot to mention the rusty car up on blocks in our backyards. That’s Bumpkinese for “I have guns”.
    I like people like him,for the reason that his stereotypes will keep people like him from moving down here and irritating us.

  3. Roy Kay says:

    Wait! Shouldn’t all gun owners be entitled to a federal sofa replacement program? Made with something GREEN like, say, hemp? And with free installation of a solar heater to keep it warm? Where IS this guys heart and compassion?

  4. I tweeted 4 nasty tweets to him. That was fun! What a pig.

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